Internet Marketing 10 Ways To Tell If You Are A Guru

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Internet Marketing - 10 Ways To Tell If You Are A Guru

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Over the last few months there has been an incredible number of new �guru�s� appear in the world of internet marketing. Amazingly this has coincided with a whole host of very poorly though out products that offer very little or no value to purchaser. Coincidence? I�ll let you decide.

It could be that you are already an internet marketing Guru and you don�t even know it yet. Just to help you out here is a list of 10 things that will help you work out if you are in fact an I...


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Over the last few months there has been an incredible number of new �guru�s� appear in the world of internet marketing. Amazingly this has coincided with a whole host of very poorly though out products that offer very little or no value to purchaser. Coincidence? I�ll let you decide.

It could be that you are already an internet marketing Guru and you don�t even know it yet. Just to help you out here is a list of 10 things that will help you work out if you are in fact an Internet Marketing �Guru�

10. Every family event, Birth, Wedding, Christening or Funeral is seen as a potential   source of sales and the Ideal opportunity for an impromptu Seminar.

9. You approach the local paperboy and offer him 50% of sales to your new product in return for use of his �list�

8. You start to use words and expressions like �skyrocket� and �Explode your Income� in day to day conversations

7. You write your wife a note to tell her you�ve taken the dog for a walk and it stretches to 8 pages

6. You phone your local Wal-Mart and ask If you can get your shopping �even if it�s 2am�

5. You and your friends� idea of fun is seeing who can get a poorly written book to no1. in Amazon

4. You get embarrassed in the showers when you find your friend has a bigger list than you.

3. You decide to sell your car but won�t tell anyone the price until they are in the bank and ready to pay

2. You take your youngest kid to a new school and then try to up sell to your oldest  kid and tell the headmaster that he will never see this offer again

1. You can�t see the irony in the last 9 reasons

What do you do If any of the above apply to you? If you recognise that more than 1 of the 10 are applicable then I am afraid you are probably beyond saving.