Impress Her With The Golf Color Yellow

Title: 
Impress Her With The Golf Color - Yellow

Word Count:
465

Summary:
Another beautiful day, out on the golf course, and I�m feeling like a million bucks wearing my bright yellow golf shirt, and the girl I want to meet, is just a golf hole ahead of me.  There she goes, off the tee box. Right down the middle of the fairway on number 2 hole. The last time I was out here, she faded it right into the bunker, just next to my favorite ball placement. I missed my golden opportunity to meet her. I pull hooked the ball on the opposite side of the fair...


Keywords:
bright yellow golf shirt,yellow golf shirt,golf shirt,fairway,golf,


Article Body:
Another beautiful day, out on the golf course, and I�m feeling like a million bucks wearing my bright yellow golf shirt, and the girl I want to meet, is just a golf hole ahead of me.

There she goes, off the tee box. Right down the middle of the fairway on number 2 hole. The last time I was out here, she faded it right into the bunker, just next to my favorite ball placement. I missed my golden opportunity to meet her. I pull hooked the ball on the opposite side of the fairway.

Maybe we�ll meet a couple holes down. She has to come back down number 3, and I should be teeing off number 2-tee box at the same time. Maybe I�ll impress her with a beautiful drive, straight and long down the fairway. Worst-case scenario will be a long hook out into her fairway. I wonder if she�ll stop and watch me fly the trees hitting back to the green?

Here we go. I see that her drive on number 3 landed left side of the fairway. I better tee this puppy up and let it fly. If I�m going to impress her, now is the time. With this bright yellow golf shirt, I�m sure I�ll stand out. This is my golden opportunity.

Great shot happening here! It is flying way out of sight! I see her looking over as the ball lands and rolls. Wow! I think I did it! How can she not notice me with this bright yellow golf shirt on, or anybody for that matter? I feel like Jack, taking the turn at the Masters. Now all I have to do now is keep a straight face, as if it�s routine and walk down the middle of the fairway. I better figure out quickly what to say, just in case she compliments me on a nice golf shot.

Oh great! I hit it so far. The foursome ahead of me is yelling and waving. I completely forgot to wait until they were out of reach. How embarrassing is this going to be? I�m the only one out on the fairway. All my golf buddies are on the other side of the fairway. How do you try to impress someone with a great shot, only to find out, the shot almost hit someone? This is not good. What�s even worse? I think her parents are walking my way. Great! Let�s meet the parents!

Perfect timing! My buddies need a hand on the other side of the fairway to look for a lost ball! It�s a good thing I carry an extra shirt, just in case it rains. I think I�ll slide off this bright yellow golf shirt while I�m on the opposite side of the fairway. First impression is going to have to wait.